15th June 2009

I have stated before that humans are hilarious creatures. Such funny beings they are. I laugh at their stupidity. My arrogance may startle you, but I doubt understanding is possible when you can hardly call yourself, similar to me. I heard the phrase "Live like you will die tomorrow" and I could not contain myself. I burst out into hysterics. The phrase does not apply to me, for I am already dead. It is idiosyncratic for humans to believe that it is perfectly acceptable to do anything they choose before their demise, whether untimely or not. I had no chance to choose what I wanted to do before my time was up, and I hardly had time for my final words. Still, the journey after death was by far the best I have taken. Alas, I do not remember myself when I was alive.